英语幽默笑话带翻译修订稿.docx
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英语幽默笑话带翻译
英语幽默笑话带翻译
1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor,
Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsaid:"I'mnotdead.I'mstillalive.""Bequiet,"saidthewife."thedoctorknowsbetterthanyou!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
2:Youcan'tgowithoutme
Thebusisverycrowded.Amantriestogeton,butnoonegiveswaytohim.
"Hey,letmegetonthebus."themanshouts.
"It'stoocrowded.You'dbettertakethenextbus."apassengers